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05 March 2008

The Naked Truth

You have to love the brutal honesty of kids. When I was very pregnant with Zoe, I was watching my neice, Dazmn, who was around 4 at the time. I was putting on lotion after a shower when she came into the bathroom to talk to me. She sat there for a minute then said, "Your boobs are big!" I explained that that happens when you're pregnant, etc. She sat in silence for a few more minutes then said, "Your butt's big too!" Just what I wanted to hear....


A few days ago Chris was watching a National Geographic-type show when Noah came in and started watching with him. You know the kind; barely covered loins, women wearing only a necklace up top...but hey, it's "educational" so it okay. At any rate, when I came in with the "what are you letting him watch" face, Noah proceeded to tell me all about it. He told me about the guys, then told me about the women and how their boob/breast-things kind of hung down and such. Then he threw in the comment "kind of like yours". Thanks! I tried to explain that before nursing my wonderful, gracious children they were not like that (size D to barely A...it's just not right). He didn't seem to care.

Note to self: Lock the bathroom door when showering. Lesson learned.

Jonah's birthday pics are coming as soon as I can get a little more time....
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3 comments:

Lisa Cannon said...

Gotta love their honesty. Too funny!

March 5, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Julie said...

I remember that first story...so funny. Love how honest kids are. Halle has asked me several times in the last couple months if I'm pregnant again. Clearly I NEED to get rid of this tummy still.

March 5, 2008 at 3:26 PM
BS and the Kids said...

Oh, the joys have having children. Atleast your kids will know what to expect when they get married!

March 6, 2008 at 8:19 AM

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